We all know the drill: five laptops surrounding you as you sit cross-legged on the floor, each connected to a different internet source. You’re sneaking glances at your phone under the desk at work, counting down the minutes until you can rush out to “take a break” and throw your hat in the Glastonbury ticketing ring. Adrenaline pumping, fingers texting and refreshing – only to be met with a crashed computer or the two dreaded syllables: “Sold Out.” 

You reply graciously to your friend’s joyous (and ever-so-slightly gloat-filled) message: “I’ve got Glasto tickets!” You’re happy for her…really, you are. But part of you can’t help but feel the jealousy bubble in your throat as you imagine the alcohol-fuelled, blurry videos you’ll inevitably see of Chappell Roan, Sabrina Carpenter, or whatever other pop sensation they churn out come June 25th. 

You’re not alone in this feeling. This year 2.5 million people entered the same glasto-rat race for a mere 210,000 tickers. Disappointment would hit the unlucky majority within 35 minutes. 

But worry not! COLD Magazine has put together a list of cool alternative festivals, so you won’t miss out on a hazy summer mix of singing, dancing, and camping. You might just find it a little further North, South, East or West of Somerset!